Check out my I-phone.
Do you have molly?
Stellar high tops!
Top five bands, go!
Why don’t you suck that buzz bands efffing dick a lilllllllllll harder
Are you a hipster?
I am not really comfortable with that term, ya dig? It’s like definition is so constraining. Like am I a particle or a wave? It’s all observational.
Bro, keep it in your pants, that’s not being very brofessional
That hunny with the fake glasses, tight leggings and flannel shirt makes my motor go vroom! vroom!
So what are you doing after this party?
The after party.
What do you do there?
Usually cocaine and dubstep
This band is sooo wizard
You should totally check out my music blog.
My friends are hotter than your friends.
Umm, I saw Donnie Darko pre 2002
Did you see exit through the gift shop?
Do these skinny jeans match my v-neck and or vintage t-shirt and my fresh sneakers?
Check out those O-8ters still wearing their effffing scarves…
Are you down wit da get down?
I totally efffed to Electric Feel…but now I am not sure if I can even bust to the new MGMT , it might be the Beatles Sgt Pepper, or it might just suck balls.