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Time Traveling Love Thief

Monday, January 30th, 2012

She’s crawling slowly, like a naked Viking Madonna, across my floor. She’s wearing a neon Indian headdress and the shadows of shooting stars dance of her pale body. In the spaces of her oceans sways, she whispers seductive magnetic words: I know they world ain’t right, but im going to make it right. Lay yourself on my floor, lay down anything expect boredom. If you don’t love me till it hurts, then whats the point of all of this?  I’m a wild horse. I’m a vicious tiger. If you cut me, I would bleed. If you fuck me, I would cum. 


She’s intense and insane, and everything about her is fleeting and unfullfilling. She’s a parallel universe and the de ja vu is making me spin. She’s a time traveling Parisian in the shadows of sacred geometry tattooed alien goddesses. Sometimes I swear, I think she is so ‘ride or die’ it make me proud to know her, but in the end–I dont think she loves me and you shouldn’t fuck people who dont love you. We’re going to need an indie soundtrack to pass the night away. I can drink until its fun, I can dance until its real. I’m only passing by until time travels again.        

Aloe Blacc – loving you is killing me

Chairlift – Guilty As Charged

Lana Del Ray – Video Games




Saturday, January 28th, 2012

SIA is officially upon us and of course that means there’s a plethora of things to do this fine weekend. I’m a little late on this so chances are your plans are already set for tonight, but just in case here’s a quick rundown. We’ve got the Inkmonstr event Free 4 All (Exdo Event Center 1399, 35th St) happening this evening (a great alternative for Icelantics if you procrastinated and didn’t get a ticket like me) featuring Redman and our favorite local as well as my close friend Whygee. The name says it all as this event is absolutely FREE! Booze and all. Other events for tonight include, but are not limited to, the legendary Craze at Beta, RJD2 at the Bluebird, Beni (with the usual suspects Boyhollow and Option 4) at Lipgloss and so on and so forth. Pick your poison.

Tomorrow night Nike is hosting a SIA party at The Summit featuring Digitalsim with support from local DJ MUSA. The 3rd installment of your new favorite dance party TheHundred is also going down featuring Kris Barman of Innerpartysystem and Weoponry from Chi-town. I mention this event second as this is where you’ll ultimately want to end up. I would mention a few other events, but I don’t even want to tempt you away from where you should be, which is with us at Beauty Bar. Seriously people. Don’t get suckered into a superficial douche-a-thon elsewhere. And rumor has it shuttles will be running to Beauty Bar from SIA, so no excuses.

Giggity git some:

Cubic Zirconia – Take Me High (Bart B More Remix)

Pretty Lights – Wayfaring Stranger (Electro Mix)

Go Go Bizkitt – Chuck Norris

Redlight – Get Out My Head (Original Mix)

^HEAT. Can’t get enough. You can grab it on Beatport or Itunes.

Brenmar – Lets Pretend

^If you’re not familiar with his work, I highly recommend changing that. This is off his latest and might I say brilliant EP Let’s Pretend available on Beatport or Amazon.



Friday, January 20th, 2012

As the title suggests…here’s some Fridee Funk my friends. Hope these lovely little tunes get your weekends off to a lovely start. I won’t waste your time writing anything about them…all I ask is that you enjoy because you see…it’s FRIDEE! ROCK!

Miami Horror – Holidays (Lenno, & Jesse Oliver remix)

Friendly Fires – Hurting (Tensnake remix)

The Penelopes – Now Now Now (The C90s Remix)

SBTRKT – Hold On (Them Jeans Remix)

Oliver – Dirty Talk (Wax Motif Remix)

And one banger for good measure:

Les Tashick – Geddown (Gigi Barocco Remix)